Deathmatch Season IV: Finale

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"Shoot this lame horse in the face..."

The death of the fire worm...
The foregoing of clown makeup....
The Season IV Finale of the Super Animal MegaBeast Deathmatch!

Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersnatch

Closing Music: Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig) by
Parry Gripp

Deathmatch Season IV: Finals

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"George Lucas and the Black Girl"

The 'John Hancock'...
Inappropriate erections...
A dick onion...

And a drunken debate about which badass METAbeast would win in a fight to the death? An invisible flying steggo-minotaur with heat seeking missles, a massive worm-bear hybrid with deadly ninja weaponry and abilities, or a dimension-shifting bandersnatch? It's the Season IV finals!

Deathmatch Season IV: Round 3

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"Don't Talk About the Sea King That Way"

Senator Luke's Dad?
Innocuousizes?
The Fourth Dimension?
Steve Buscemi?

And who would win in a fight to the death-- a giant mermaid war machine, a nightmare duck with limitless energy, a trans-dimensional hunter-squid entity or a friendly narwhal...

Deathmatch Season IV: Round 2

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“An Old Catcher’s Mitt”

Norm's tight end is really a wide receiver...
That drawing is really a photograph...
If you land on a vulture from above it will turn into an egg...

And who would win in a fight to the death: a ninja sheep, a hulking pneumatic kodiak bear or a giant worm jacked up on methamphetamine?

Deathmatch Season IV: Round 1

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"Don't Bring Gary Coleman into this..."

Bo's a mouth breather...
There's an art in your butt...
Legos and Cheetos...

And who would win in a fight to the death: a giant flying beetle that absorbs life essence, an invisible minotaur and a stegosaurus with ranged ballistic missiles?

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Deathmatch Season IV: Round 1 Video Podcast

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“The Battle of the Bulge”


The Drabblecast learns how to make Gak, gets mustard gassed, wins a Parsec Award and asks a bunch of geeks who would win in a fight...

An invisible Minotaur, a giant energy-sapping beetle or a Triceratops/Stegosaurus hybrid?

Deathmatch Season III: Finale

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"The Megabeast/Martin Luther King Day Special"

Moles are socialists...
The good kind of cancer...
Poo boy...

The winner of the 2009 Super Animal Megabeast Deathmatch Competition!

Warning: Explicit Content and general immaturity

Deathmatch Season III: The Finals

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"The Spirit of Beastmas"

Good vs. Evil
Indians vs. Native Americans
Captain Planet vs. Captain America
Jesus vs. Buddha
and
PAINGUIN vs. Hellcat vs. GatoRage

Who would win in a fight to the death? You decide.
Warning: Explicit Content!

Deathmatch Season III: Round 4

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"The Stranger"

Norm explains the subprime mortgage crisis.
Luke clears up rumours about Sally Hemmings and King Koopa.
Kendall explains why Penguins waddle.

And we argue who would win in a fight do the death-- Chimpanafreak vs. Octolphig vs. Shockodile...

Deathmatch Season III: Round 3

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"This is the worst podcast ever."

Does webbing catch bugs or penguins?
You're publishing a book?
Did this podcast break its penis off?

And who would win in a fight to the death-- a mercenary penguin, a re-animating unicorn and a one tone spider with several battle axes.


Explicit Content!
For Immature Mature Audiences Only
Music by
Gringo Motel

Deathmatch Season III: Round 2

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“An Alien in the Bedroom”

Was Dr. Seuss the original “emo”?
What happens to someone when they die?
Did someone just fall down the stairs?

And of course, who would win in a fight: a demon-possessed kangaroo vs. a radioactive lion vs. a giant flying sea turtle?

Explicit Content!
For Immature Mature Audiences Only

Deathmatch Season III: Round 1 Video Podcast

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“Raaaaape!...”

Norm gets dissed by Richard Kiel (James Bond’s Jaws)...
Kendall's eyelid gets infected and starts to smell bad...
Luke hits on a 12 year old zombie...
Adam needs more iron...
Steve Eley breeds his nachos with a polar bear...
Anthony Elmore turtles up...
Gillespie stabs a slug with his mom..
And we all debate who would win in a fight to the death...

Deathmatch 2008 Finale

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“Somebody you can give a carrot to...”

Gorilla masks, Abe Lincoln and the winner of the 2008 Megabeast Deathmatch competition...

Music by
Gringo Motel

Explicit Content Warning
For Mature Immature Audiences Only!

Deathmatch: The Finals

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“Third Eye Blind”

Bo draws a walking vagina...
Adam denies having a problem...
Kendall learns about Vas deferens...
Norm is “Down” with Sara Palin...
Luke is beautiful...

The Final Four battle it out: Evisceraptor, Lucifoul, Squid Vicious, Hellaphant

Explicit Content!
For Immature Mature Audiences Only

Music by
Gringo Motel

Deathmatch Round III Video Podcast

Podcast

“Water of Life!”

Interviews with Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and Space Ghost cast...

Drunken debauchery...

Who would win in a fight to the death: Sharkitraz, Scraptor, Pandemic or Armourdillo?

Explicit Content Warning: Mature Immature Audiences only

Deathmatch Round III

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“2 Pandas, 1 Cup “

The truth about Morgan Freeman and the Mayans...
The history of dad rape...

And a death-match between Scraptor, Armourdillo, Sharkitraz and Pandemic.

Explicit Content!
For Immature Mature Audiences Only

Music by
Gringo Motel

Deathmatch Round II

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"The Glorious Sack of 1,000 Balls"

Is Luke's Dad too high maintenance?
Does Adam want a "phat beat"?
And most importantly, who would win in a fight to the death- Chronocerous, Night Owl, Sackoon or Sanitee?

Warning- Explicit content- language and lewd sexual remarks.
Music by
Gringo Motel

Deathmatch Round 1

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"I mean, I don't think we should run this into the ground or anything but..."

Does the snowman piss liquid nitrogen?
Do maggots eat zombies and if so, do they become zombie maggots?
Are midgets people too?
And finally, who would win in a fight to the death: Skullverine, Hornasty, Squid Marx and the Indomitable Snow Man?

Closing Music by Gringo Motel

Deathmatch Promo

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Prepare thyself...